Thou Shall Not Stalk A Celebrity

While I do sometimes have an urge, which I suppress, to drive around Glendale looking for my boyfriend Shia LaBeouf's home, I know better. 

I mean, really, I don't think our kids will think it's funny that one point in life, daddy had a restraining order against mommy.  That and because I'm sure the Good Book told me not to do so.

But clearly, a priest from Boston did receive the same kind of teaching where he was ordained. 

Last week, Rev. David Ajemian was arrested on charges of stalking late-night talk show host, Conan O'Brien.

This lost soul hit many levels of crazy.

In times like these, you really got to ask  yourself, What Would Jesus Do? 

And nothing against Conan, but if my teachings served me correctly, He'd be in the company of Tara Reid, Britney, and Danny Bonaduce.  Just sayin'.

[Read the full story on CNN.com here.]